SHOW 53: School-Bus Surgery / 1hr 2min / July 14, 2010

Kris and David solve the problem of chronic lateness, make major breakthroughs in self-administered internal medicine, uncover the bird conspiracy to murder old ladies, and finally win The Game.

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@richmagahiz By Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, the more punctual you are, the more your exact location wanders #tmh #trustmeImaphysicist

@robynneblume Once I made myself go to a party late, ‘cause I hate being early all the time. Got there 40 minutes after start, was first guest. #tmh

@skyxnex you make an “early space” at the party…kind of like time out for early people to teach them #tmh

@richmagahiz @skyxnex It’s best to allow your guests to breathe for a half hour, like you do with wine #tmh

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@Kouban The iPhone 5GS will have an iBeam app preinstalled. #tmh

@richmagahiz @Kouban But Steve Jobs will say “Don’t hold it like that” #tmh

@BlackFelos @richmagahiz Cup the left corner of the phone and OOPS, I-beam on an orphanage. #tmh

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@SamGraebner @tweethard Robots driving boats doing surgery ON the boats WITH the boats. #tmh

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@cassielassy @tweethard My retired grandparents play a game called The Game in the retirement court. I’ll ask them for tips. #tmh

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@AlsoBagels If the game is Farmville I’m turning this off. #tmh

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@JessePB @tweethard I wonder how could World Championships of The Game be held? Wouldn’t those not attending win? #tmh

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@medscholaradaml They’re playing The Game on their PSP 10 - but if you lose on your PSP you lose in real life #itslikethematrix #tmh

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@medscholaradaml Bird alternative medicine involves it cleaning your nooks and crannies, and then you eat it #poorbird #tmh

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@HenryNTodd I feel like we spent so much time on ducks we really didn’t get to talk about hammers. Personally, I’m on team Rubber Mallet. #tmh