SHOW 57: Snowman Scarecrow / 59min / August 18, 2010

Kris and David get rid of product packaging, throw a salad-dressing party, run in terror from the wild zamboni, tell tales of problems with sports, and famous fan-fiction author John Allison continues his TMH epic.

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Storyline: “TMH Fanfic” Part 2

@Firbozz Why don’t we just make the Twinkie the currency? Then you don’t even have to buy it. #TMH

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@Albedo12 is that a chessboard in your pocket are are you just horribly deformed? #tmh

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@cephalopod_gal Kris, without packaging, where do you get the cardboard boxes for AWESOME FORTS? #tmh

@Inanimatecarbon @cephalopod_gal Getting rid of packaging would be a terrible blow to an already strained AWESOME FORT industry. #TMH

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@richmagahiz What if I wanted to buy a turducken? Would they have to put it inside a suckling pig first? #tmh

@robynneblume @richmagahiz As long as you want to eat suckling pig. If you want a pigturducken, though, you have to put it inside a cow. #tmh

@Nateman @robynneblume I read a story about that once. Spoiler alert: The old lady died #tmh

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@RhyhornJynx #tmh What about the ‘plus size’ squirrels? Do they wear rabbit underwear?

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@Kouban I owned a nesting doll, but after about a year it started collecting twigs and hair to build increasingly larger layers #tmh

@Bradleybugman @Kouban That’s true. You can actually age a nesting doll by counting the layers. #tmh

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@Phrawger Better sports memory: Mom yells at an ump at my baseball game. Guess who the ump was. Hi, Dad! #tmh

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@Inanimatecarbon @jplaub I feel like “Ice-Kraken” is an IP that’s got real legs. #TMH #PunOnlySortOfIntended