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BONUS: THE LOST EPISODE!

SHOW 15: Churro Flute / 1hr 6min / September 24, 2009

Kris and David talk about types of the sun’s energy and their application, plus upscale french fry restaurants, and David seems to suffer from selective amnesia for the duration of this correctly-edited-by-Kris lost episode of Tweet Me Harder.

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Storyline: More from “Kris Messed Up” (TMH15X & TMH16)

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SHOW 20: Capital Investments / 54 min / October 28, 2009

Kris and David discuss the cold autumn weather, take several Poll Me Harder calls, and battle environmental issues.

WARNING: This episode is not for the faint of heart — it contains CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP.

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Storyline: “Emirates Capital” Prologue (continued in TMH21-28)

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SHOW 19: Wine In, Wine Out / 52 min / October 22, 2009

Kris and David recall sordid tales of pseudo-stalkerish romantic behavior, back in high school when that stuff was basically encouraged. Also, capricious zephyrs, truck wallets, and in Poll Me Harder, a question about eating alone.

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SHOW 18: Lightning Bag / 1hr 02 min / October 15, 2009

Kris and David explore mollusk retreats, lies we tell ourselves about lightning, figure out why we don’t delete old MP3s, and in Poll Me Harder, unravel the motivation behind folding your T-shirts versus sealing them between glass plates.

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SHOW 14: Belt Locks / 1hr 10min / September 16, 2009

Kris and David hypothesize about food science, hear an update from the caller whose dog has come to love boogers, detail the entirety of Bazooka Joe’s sordid history, and in Poll Me Harder, crack open the mythos of fortune cookies.

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SHOW 13: Man-Cougars / 55min / September 2, 2009

Kris and David wonder about job prospects for liberal-arts majors and other unmarketables, debate mammalian venom, and in Poll Me Harder, discover whether it’s common to condition a dog to eat boogers.

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SHOW 12: The Eye of Jupiter / 58min / August 26, 2009

Kris and David examine a soup analogy, ponder the accomplishment expectations of inanimate objects, and in Poll Me Harder, ask how many people perform elaborate rituals to protect themselves from supernatural threats.

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SHOW 11: Meal Pipe / 51min / August 19, 2009

Kris and David wonder if they are alone in the strange things they do. Also, sinister dragons and the introduction of Poll Me Harder, with a spirited discussion on the order of operations at mealtime.

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