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SHOW 45: Moneycubes / 1hr 11min / May 1, 2010

Kris and David probe the world’s finest minds on the MIT campus in Cambridge, MA, imparting wisdom from the year 4000. The time-traveling duo examines bee armor, clones musicians, requests injections, and explains how fat is money.

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@beowuuf @tweethard I will manufacture miniature longbows just in case the bee armour of the future needs to be defeated in a metal-less world #tmh

@robynneblume @beowuuf I’m worried that the bees will steal these longbows and turn them against us. #tmh

@beowuuf @robynneblume Curses! We need to develop large longbows, that interface tiny arrows. That’s 5k technology :( #tmh

@Flashfic Net Me Harder has a literal captive audience #tmh

@robynneblume It’s blurry, but I think I saw @malki summing an integral? Does he know what he’s doing at all? #tmh

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SHOW 42: The God of Atheism / 46min / April 1, 2010

Kris and David solve listeners’ troubling medical mysteries, revitalize the American penny, figure out why Kris’ calcified wrists are secretly killing him, and discover an instant “in” with Jehovah. A classic Tweet Me Harder!

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CSpain_design I wonder if a laser-guided finger attachment would be a profitable idea. Y’know, for more accurate pointing/poking and the like #tmh

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Kouban @TrevorBekolay You can’t get a virus from a computer unless it cuts you or you have sex with it. #sadlymyvolunteerworkinvolvesboth #tmh

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ertchin @tweethard I feel like the District of Columbia is the real loser in this penny deal. #tmh

ertchin @tweethard And forgers would constantly be passing off Colorado pennies as Wyoming pennies. #tmh

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robynneblume If you only pray when you need something, God’s gonna be all “Man I never get to just hang out and talk with you, y’know?” #tmh

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MrBildango Dawkins keeps his heart in a mason jar inside of the tomb of Charles Darwin. #tmh

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Kouban Guys, your answer to EVERYTHING is “chop off the feet” #tmh

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