SHOW 51: Helpful Damage / 57min / June 30, 2010

Kris and David hijack celebrity Twitter feeds, ponder the saga of Weird Old Doctor vs. Young Kurt Straub, dig into listeners’ irrational fears, and reunite the United States.

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@theggerus Ok, let’s be honest. Who else just tried browsing to fettuciniface.com. #tmh

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@Paulius1981 Fake tweets from Obama, twitter ‘army’…we’re on our way to multiple FBI watch lists. #tmh

@Sekelsky @tweethard For example, if you threaten the president and use the tag #tmh, David and Kris will be the ones arrested!

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@Useless0ne .@tweethard the only FDA recognized cooty vaccination is Circle Circle Dot Dot. #tmh

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@Paulius1981 When young Kris got sick, the doctor would hit him with a rolled up newspaper and shout “No!” #tmh

@Albedo12 Illness Aversion Therapy - keeps you from getting ill by making you sick at the thought of it #tmh

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@phogan Why do we even need alleys. They’re basically streets that haven’t tried hard enough #tmh

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@Albedo12 Every day for 5 years I was afraid my girlfriend would leave me because I was insecure. And I was right! #tmh

SHOW 42: The God of Atheism / 46min / April 1, 2010

Kris and David solve listeners’ troubling medical mysteries, revitalize the American penny, figure out why Kris’ calcified wrists are secretly killing him, and discover an instant “in” with Jehovah. A classic Tweet Me Harder!

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CSpain_design I wonder if a laser-guided finger attachment would be a profitable idea. Y’know, for more accurate pointing/poking and the like #tmh

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Kouban @TrevorBekolay You can’t get a virus from a computer unless it cuts you or you have sex with it. #sadlymyvolunteerworkinvolvesboth #tmh

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ertchin @tweethard I feel like the District of Columbia is the real loser in this penny deal. #tmh

ertchin @tweethard And forgers would constantly be passing off Colorado pennies as Wyoming pennies. #tmh

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robynneblume If you only pray when you need something, God’s gonna be all “Man I never get to just hang out and talk with you, y’know?” #tmh

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MrBildango Dawkins keeps his heart in a mason jar inside of the tomb of Charles Darwin. #tmh

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Kouban Guys, your answer to EVERYTHING is “chop off the feet” #tmh

SHOW 34: Horseless Carousel / 59min / January 27, 2010

Kris and David put robots to work, unlock the spelling science behind supplements, bond over a common fear, and Kris talks to David’s mom to determine the veracity of David’s “Bitten Beans” story from TMH31.

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MrBildango Can’t you just grab someone’s hands and just spin around with them? #tmh

robynneblume @MrBildango Sure, if you want one of those dangerous “Back Alley Centrifuges.” #tmh

MrBildango I’m not saying it works every time. It’s a folk remedy. #tmh

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cephalopod_gal I like ghosts. #tmh

Kouban @cephalopod_gal Even thresher ghosts? #tmh

cephalopod_gal @Kouban ESPECIALLY thresher ghosts. #tmh

Kouban @cephalopod_gal Do you have any official Thresher Ghost goods, or just an I <3 Ghosts t-shirt? #tmh

cephalopod_gal @Kouban I have a I <3 Ghosts tattoo on my bottom. #tmh #thisisfalse

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neoeo What about a ghoul driving a Zamboni, and you’re not wearing skates? That’s scarier, because you can’t run away. #tmh

rkarl07 […] an undead zamboni… THE ZOMBONI! #dundunduuuunnn #tmh

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frostyplum the problem with @tweethard is if I break for the bathroom, there is zero chance I will know what’s going on when I come back. #tmh