SHOW 35: Safety Aliens / 59min / February 4, 2010

Kris and David give each other relaxing workplace massages, chow down on vegetable wax, revolutionize ice cream, praise vagueness in fiction, and David’s mom discovers Tweet Me Harder.

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cephalopod_gal Time for #tmh fanfic! Malki gives Kris a ~platonic~ massage.

Kouban Due to the design of the bottle, when you squeeze it, Kris and David appear to kiss #tmhfanfic #tmh

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thegreenavenger @tweethard The two bottles are filled with two different kinds of oil and when you bond them together it causes a horrible burning sensation

Kouban @thegreenavenger Tragically, #tmh Massage Oil and #tmh Napalm Kit look extremely similar and they refuse to fix this

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cubewatermelon @tweethard #tmh I think Kris has confused Pool with Gymnastics

pyrosim @Kouban That actually sounds like it could be a fantastic sport. You have to do pool and gymnastics simultaneously #tmh

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jplaub Malki just bought tons of ice cream, his freezer died, and now he’s trying to pawn off melted ice cream on an unsuspecting audience #tmh

cephalopod_gal I need to grab a trashcan in case I throw up. Just the idea of “ice cheese” makes me feel gross. #tmh

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pyrosim @tweethard Listening to your technical problems is the reason I come to the live stream instead of the podcast; no worries #tmh