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SHOW 50: The Most Disgusting Astronaut / 56min / June 23, 2010
Kris and David report live from the scene of the TMH book release party in Portland, Oregon, going the extra mile to insulate your attic from ghosts, incinerate your childhood keepsakes, sell you a bat on a pizza, and eat spoiled foreign food for your amusement.
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@robynneblume I love attics. I want to live in one. And it will be full of spider webs, but the spiders will not be poisonous. #tmh
@richmagahiz They remind you of the years you spent in Attica #tmh
@kcbanner As a child we constantly had to defend ourselves from roaming asbestos addicts. The hardest part was that they were fireproof. #tmh
@HenryNTodd An attic is a house-pyramid for collecting psychic waste energy of the occupants. You want that stuff just going into the atmosphere? #tmh
@JessePB Ultimate Topping: Pizza topped with pizza-stuffed bats #tmh
@richmagahiz And for the vegans there could be fruit bats #tmh
@Plustenstrength @tweethard #tmh once a homeless man was making balloon animals for everyone on my bus ride. i got a balloon dog.
@g33ksq33k #TMH One time when I took a bus, somebody pooped on one of the seats. It was awesome.
@robynneblume This is not encouraging me. I’m terrified of buses. #tmh
@NickyTheRat The most elite position is Ghostbustersbuster. #tmh
@Nateman Buster Busters are the internal affairs of the Buster community. Feared and reviled. #tmh
@jplaub Ghosts, dinosaurs, dreams, this is the quintessential #tmh
@SamGraebner @tweethard This is the episode where everyone dies from japanese food poisoning. #TMH
@BlackFelos My Hiragana’s rusty, but I’m pretty sure all those labels said ‘Ghost Paste’. #tmh
@Writersblade I wonder how much of this stuff needed to be cooked? #tmh
@moomjin @tweethard #tmh I think you guys are eating ingredients. It’s like eating baking powder or olive oil straight.
@Kouban And don’t worry, guys, I’m sure something in there is the antidote #tmh
On Wednesday, June 23rd, we’ll be having the OFFICIAL TMH BOOK RELEASE PARTY in Portland, Oregon! In conjunction with Meredith Gran’s new book There Are No Stars In Brooklyn, we’ll be throwing a rockin’ party from 6-10 PM (the TMH show starts around 7:30). And believe us, this is one you won’t want to miss.
Admission to the party and show is free, but we’ll be signing copies of the TMH book (and Wondermark, Chainsawsuit and Starslip books) so bring yer money. Or, just come and freeload some complimentary laughings! That is fine too.
WEDNESDAY JUNE 23
1515 SE 46TH AVE, PORTLAND OR
Come, say hello, enjoy the show, take embarrassing pictures of us, and really just enjoy a fine night of being social and friendly and forgetting all your cares. This will be our only Portland appearance for at least a year and maybe ever so come on out!
p.s. for a special sneak peek inside the tmh book click here (shhh!!!)
available now for only $16 at our topatoco store
SHOW 45: Moneycubes / 1hr 11min / May 1, 2010
Kris and David probe the world’s finest minds on the MIT campus in Cambridge, MA, imparting wisdom from the year 4000. The time-traveling duo examines bee armor, clones musicians, requests injections, and explains how fat is money.
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@beowuuf @tweethard I will manufacture miniature longbows just in case the bee armour of the future needs to be defeated in a metal-less world #tmh
@robynneblume @beowuuf I’m worried that the bees will steal these longbows and turn them against us. #tmh
@beowuuf @robynneblume Curses! We need to develop large longbows, that interface tiny arrows. That’s 5k technology :( #tmh
@Flashfic Net Me Harder has a literal captive audience #tmh
@robynneblume It’s blurry, but I think I saw @malki summing an integral? Does he know what he’s doing at all? #tmh
SHOW 43: Corndog Paninis / 43min / April 17, 2010
Kris and David address an audience of themselves at TMH Live Chicago, broadcasting from the lovely Sheraton Hotel. The lads roll with punches, hold a trivia contest, and in Ask Me Harder, explain all about Chicago politics, electricity, and the old-time pillow-gifting custom.
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Now available: limited stock of TMH25 — The Live Show — special edition posters! Did you watch the stream online? Did you download the video or listen to the podcast later? THEN YOU WERE THERE. Commemorate the event with our photo-quality, 12”x18” show posters!
Every poster is signed by both Kris and David and ships immediately upon ordering. Quit yer dallyin’ and click here to order!
Join David Malki ! and Kris Straub for the first LIVE on-stage performance of Tweet Me Harder, on November 14, 2009 at 8 PM at The Complex Theatre in Hollywood, CA — with special appearances by Fake Stan Lee and Dave Kellett, friends of Tweet Me Harder (but not each other).
Open to the public, TMH LIVE is free to attend. Come out and show your support! You can also share the event with your friends and RSVP on our Facebook event page.
Note to Antarctic scientists: if sunny Southern California is too far away for you, you can also tune in here on the site to watch a live stream of the show.