SHOW 51: Helpful Damage / 57min / June 30, 2010

Kris and David hijack celebrity Twitter feeds, ponder the saga of Weird Old Doctor vs. Young Kurt Straub, dig into listeners’ irrational fears, and reunite the United States.

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@theggerus Ok, let’s be honest. Who else just tried browsing to fettuciniface.com. #tmh

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@Paulius1981 Fake tweets from Obama, twitter ‘army’…we’re on our way to multiple FBI watch lists. #tmh

@Sekelsky @tweethard For example, if you threaten the president and use the tag #tmh, David and Kris will be the ones arrested!

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@Useless0ne .@tweethard the only FDA recognized cooty vaccination is Circle Circle Dot Dot. #tmh

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@Paulius1981 When young Kris got sick, the doctor would hit him with a rolled up newspaper and shout “No!” #tmh

@Albedo12 Illness Aversion Therapy - keeps you from getting ill by making you sick at the thought of it #tmh

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@phogan Why do we even need alleys. They’re basically streets that haven’t tried hard enough #tmh

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@Albedo12 Every day for 5 years I was afraid my girlfriend would leave me because I was insecure. And I was right! #tmh

SHOW 7: Escape From the Dentist / 1hr 11min / July 15, 2009

Kris and David consider the destruction of the modern world, number Larry King’s nipples easily into the dozens, and follow up with Kris’ brother Kurt regarding the “Dear Minnie” business from TMH6.

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