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CONTEST TIME - THREE WINNERS WILL APPEAR (AURALLY) IN TMH66!

Hello everyone, David Malki ! here. If you’ve listened to Tweet Me Harder episodes 61 through 65, you know that our old friend Kris is in a heap of trouble. I’m trying my best to save him but I’m about at my wits’ end! I need your help!

Call our Tweetline at (864) 64-TWEET and leave a suggestion for how to rescue Kris. Keep it under 30 seconds as I’ll probably be checking messages from some Godforsaken foxhole with bullets whizzing everywhere. Sound as good as you can, because this is a contest! I’ll be picking three people to join me in TMH episode 66 - The Dramatic Finale. Start calling now, and make sure to include your Twitter name in the message so I can write back to you if you win.

You have until midnight Pacific on Monday, October 18 to leave your messages. Enter as many times as you like. Honorable mentions may be played on the air, and three clever souls will join me on a suicide mission to save our friend. Let’s go!

UPDATE: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE CALLS, WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON

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SHOW 45: Moneycubes / 1hr 11min / May 1, 2010

Kris and David probe the world’s finest minds on the MIT campus in Cambridge, MA, imparting wisdom from the year 4000. The time-traveling duo examines bee armor, clones musicians, requests injections, and explains how fat is money.

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@beowuuf @tweethard I will manufacture miniature longbows just in case the bee armour of the future needs to be defeated in a metal-less world #tmh

@robynneblume @beowuuf I’m worried that the bees will steal these longbows and turn them against us. #tmh

@beowuuf @robynneblume Curses! We need to develop large longbows, that interface tiny arrows. That’s 5k technology :( #tmh

@Flashfic Net Me Harder has a literal captive audience #tmh

@robynneblume It’s blurry, but I think I saw @malki summing an integral? Does he know what he’s doing at all? #tmh

TMH LIVE in Boston PLUS TMH Meetup!

We’ll be at ROFLCon this weekend to do TMH LIVE on Saturday, May 1, at 11:30 AM. If you’re coming to ROFLCon, we hope to see you there!

We say that in a sort of weird tense because we’ve just learned that tickets to ROFLCon have sold out. So, if you’re going, you’re going, and at this point it’s too late to suddenly decide to. The TMH Live show will be streamed with video, though, either on this site or at a link we’ll provide on our Twitter.

BUT — do not despair! We’re also doing an informal TMH Meetup at the Asgard, 350 Mass. Ave in Cambridge, on Friday night (April 30) from 9-midnight.  If you can’t make it to ROFLCon (or, I guess, even if you can) we double-hope to see you there!

Oh and what’s that thing up there in the picture? You’ll just have to come and find out!!

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SHOW 43: Corndog Paninis / 43min / April 17, 2010

Kris and David address an audience of themselves at TMH Live Chicago, broadcasting from the lovely Sheraton Hotel. The lads roll with punches, hold a trivia contest, and in Ask Me Harder, explain all about Chicago politics, electricity, and the old-time pillow-gifting custom.

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Kouban Ideally, a hotel room should be completely filled with pillows so you can swim through them to your bed, which is an enormous pillow. #tmh

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Tyk_Tok @tweethard “embroider the pillow, or sleep with the fishes.”

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gameking218 KRIS! YOU’RE FLANKED TWO-TO-ONE BY MALKIS!! #TMH #OMGmiees!

Kouban @gameking218 His stat block states that @krisstraub gives double Combat Advantage to any Malki flanking him. #tmh #dnd #imanerd

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ProphetEKA @tweethard It’s Bean great, guys. I have Bean entertained. Bean. #tmh #bean

SHOW 40: Gargamel’s Sword / 48min / March 12, 2010

Kris and David address the multitudes at TMH LIVE Seattle, explaining the secrets of cobblers, testing the knowledge of audience members, appraising valuable antiques, and revealing the Church of Tweet Me Harder.  The show was sponsored by TopatoCo!

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Video by Mike Gaston

spastikchuwawa Stop makin’ jokes about cobblers #tmh

ecks #tmh MORE COBBLERS

guigar Watching Kris fondle an old bag is surprisingly entertaning #tmh

AdamRB #tmh the [double-sided] bible needs to be an ever-repeating story. So the end of it leads back in to the beginning. The story never ends.

cephalopod_gal Gonna do my #tmh rosary. “Hail Malki, full of eggs…”

jplaub “Our Twitter search for #tmh, who art on the Internet, frequent be thy API calls.”

MrBildango In the name of The Harder, the Tweet, and the Holy Me-Harder. #tmh

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Photos from TMH LIVE Seattle

A quick dispatch post-TMH LIVE SEATTLE! Thanks so much to everyone who came out, and who watched online — we had a great time, and hope you did too. Thanks as well to Arcane Comics and to TopatoCo, our official event sponsor. Audio and video of the show will be posted soon!

Photos courtesy Chris Hallbeck and Joel Watson. Thanks, guys!

March 5, 2010 - Photo

TopatoCo Presents: TMH LIVE in Seattle, WA - March 12!
We’re very pleased to bring TMH Live to the TopatoCo Emerald City Comicon Kickoff Party, hosted at Arcane Comics & More in West Seattle, WA!  TopatoCo (the fun-things-publisher that produces merchandise for both Kris and David's comic strips) is bringing tons of its popular cartoonists to the Emerald City Comicon the weekend of March 13 & 14, and the night before, they’re throwing a fantabulous pre-party for all to come and enjoy! Admission is free!
IN SUMMARY - cool party, meet some cartoonists, listen to a live comedy show and go home happy! What could be better???
Though the comic store is open all day, our folks will start getting there around 6PM and TMH LIVE will start at 7PM.  The address is: 3219 California Ave SW, Seattle WA  98116.
We’ll be hanging out afterwards for a meet-&-greet as well. See you there on Friday, March 12! 
P.S. FACEBOOK

TopatoCo Presents: TMH LIVE in Seattle, WA - March 12!

We’re very pleased to bring TMH Live to the TopatoCo Emerald City Comicon Kickoff Party, hosted at Arcane Comics & More in West Seattle, WA!  TopatoCo (the fun-things-publisher that produces merchandise for both Kris and David's comic strips) is bringing tons of its popular cartoonists to the Emerald City Comicon the weekend of March 13 & 14, and the night before, they’re throwing a fantabulous pre-party for all to come and enjoy! Admission is free!

IN SUMMARY - cool party, meet some cartoonists, listen to a live comedy show and go home happy! What could be better???

Though the comic store is open all day, our folks will start getting there around 6PM and TMH LIVE will start at 7PM.  The address is: 3219 California Ave SW, Seattle WA 98116.

We’ll be hanging out afterwards for a meet-&-greet as well. See you there on Friday, March 12!

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TMH LIVE » November 14, 2009 in Hollywood, CA

Tweet Me Harder Live

Join David Malki ! and Kris Straub for the first LIVE on-stage performance of Tweet Me Harder, on November 14, 2009 at 8 PM at The Complex Theatre in Hollywood, CA — with special appearances by Fake Stan Lee and Dave Kellett, friends of Tweet Me Harder (but not each other).

Open to the public, TMH LIVE is free to attend. Come out and show your support! You can also share the event with your friends and RSVP on our Facebook event page.

Note to Antarctic scientists: if sunny Southern California is too far away for you, you can also tune in here on the site to watch a live stream of the show.