SHOW 37: Comprehensive Family Feud / 1hr 6min / February 18, 2010

Kris and David survey the entire planet, throw surprise parties, make enemies of archers, tell long-winded stories of fruitless correspondence, and David’s mom thinks the boys are doing a good job.

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cephalopod_gal The jewels are actually a scrap of paper that say “The jewels were inside you all along.” #tmh

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Kouban I want to see a campground set up as a complex Venn diagram, so you wind up with ridiculously complicated combination camps #tmh

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nebadger I was a fat kid, my fat kid tears helped others sleep at night… it also made cookies taste better #tmh

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robynneblume We had a yardsale when I was a kid and none of my things sold because I’d written the prices on them with sharpie. #tmh

SHOW 36: Painter of Fright / 48min / February 11, 2010

Kris and David uncover the terrifying hidden meaning behind Thomas Kincade paintings, Kris says goodbye to his window-cataloguing project, and David’s mom continues to have opinions about Tweet Me Harder.

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Kouban My cat loves the box #tmh comes in.

MrBildango #tmh comes in an ear box; a solid wax square that you need to melt to get to the product.

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MrBildango If you light a Kincade painting on fire, the front layer burns away and you briefly see the burning people in the house #tmh

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cephalopod_gal In this conversation, “windows” equals “women.” #tmh

Kouban “pulleys” is also a metaphor for “women” #tmh

cephalopod_gal Every noun is a metaphor for women on #tmh

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jplaub As Malki’s mom would say, “Zippo Hurdle Backses” #tmh

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cubewatermelon @tweethard #tmh These conversations are always best when I come in during the middle of them.

SHOW 35: Safety Aliens / 59min / February 4, 2010

Kris and David give each other relaxing workplace massages, chow down on vegetable wax, revolutionize ice cream, praise vagueness in fiction, and David’s mom discovers Tweet Me Harder.

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cephalopod_gal Time for #tmh fanfic! Malki gives Kris a ~platonic~ massage.

Kouban Due to the design of the bottle, when you squeeze it, Kris and David appear to kiss #tmhfanfic #tmh

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thegreenavenger @tweethard The two bottles are filled with two different kinds of oil and when you bond them together it causes a horrible burning sensation

Kouban @thegreenavenger Tragically, #tmh Massage Oil and #tmh Napalm Kit look extremely similar and they refuse to fix this

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cubewatermelon @tweethard #tmh I think Kris has confused Pool with Gymnastics

pyrosim @Kouban That actually sounds like it could be a fantastic sport. You have to do pool and gymnastics simultaneously #tmh

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jplaub Malki just bought tons of ice cream, his freezer died, and now he’s trying to pawn off melted ice cream on an unsuspecting audience #tmh

cephalopod_gal I need to grab a trashcan in case I throw up. Just the idea of “ice cheese” makes me feel gross. #tmh

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pyrosim @tweethard Listening to your technical problems is the reason I come to the live stream instead of the podcast; no worries #tmh

SHOW 34: Horseless Carousel / 59min / January 27, 2010

Kris and David put robots to work, unlock the spelling science behind supplements, bond over a common fear, and Kris talks to David’s mom to determine the veracity of David’s “Bitten Beans” story from TMH31.

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MrBildango Can’t you just grab someone’s hands and just spin around with them? #tmh

robynneblume @MrBildango Sure, if you want one of those dangerous “Back Alley Centrifuges.” #tmh

MrBildango I’m not saying it works every time. It’s a folk remedy. #tmh

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cephalopod_gal I like ghosts. #tmh

Kouban @cephalopod_gal Even thresher ghosts? #tmh

cephalopod_gal @Kouban ESPECIALLY thresher ghosts. #tmh

Kouban @cephalopod_gal Do you have any official Thresher Ghost goods, or just an I <3 Ghosts t-shirt? #tmh

cephalopod_gal @Kouban I have a I <3 Ghosts tattoo on my bottom. #tmh #thisisfalse

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neoeo What about a ghoul driving a Zamboni, and you’re not wearing skates? That’s scarier, because you can’t run away. #tmh

rkarl07 […] an undead zamboni… THE ZOMBONI! #dundunduuuunnn #tmh

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frostyplum the problem with @tweethard is if I break for the bathroom, there is zero chance I will know what’s going on when I come back. #tmh