On Wednesday, June 23rd, we’ll be having the OFFICIAL TMH BOOK RELEASE PARTY in Portland, Oregon!  In conjunction with Meredith Gran’s new book There Are No Stars In Brooklyn, we’ll be throwing a rockin’ party from 6-10 PM (the TMH show starts around 7:30). And believe us, this is one you won’t want to miss.

Admission to the party and show is free, but we’ll be signing copies of the TMH book (and Wondermark, Chainsawsuit and Starslip books) so bring yer money. Or, just come and freeload some complimentary laughings! That is fine too.

WEDNESDAY JUNE 23

6PM

1515 SE 46TH AVE, PORTLAND OR

AND ALSO IT IS ON FACEBOOK

Come, say hello, enjoy the show, take embarrassing pictures of us, and really just enjoy a fine night of being social and friendly and forgetting all your cares. This will be our only Portland appearance for at least a year and maybe ever so come on out!

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p.s. for a special sneak peek inside the tmh book click here (shhh!!!)

available now for only $16 at our topatoco store

From time-traveling narwhals to grappling-hook cars; Fake Stan Lee to spray-painted Pomeranians. There’s a lot of gems in the Tweet Me Harder archives. But until now, there was no way to experience them in loud environments where background noise made listening to podcasts impossible!

Introducing Hey World Here Are Some Suggestions. In this, the first ten hours of Tweet Me Harder, painstakingly transcribed into textual form and exhaustively annotated, illustrated, and indexed, you will find absolutely-flawless answers to many of life’s common questions, including:

Are chicken bones rated as a building material? (p. 60)

Why does Garfield hate Mondays? It’s not like he has a job. (p. 97)

Why is my comb-over only fooling myself, and even then, only from the front? (p. 206)

Which hand do I poop with, and which do I throw phones at my friends with? (p. 258)

These and literally another question are answered within, to a satisfaction rating of 4.553 on the Sandford Satisfaction Scale (patent rejected due to stains on the application). 

PLUS! DISGUISE MODE: In this age of vanished privacy, perhaps you have reasons to shield what you are reading from prying eyes? You do not have to tell us why you need it, but for the interested, we discreetly offer this book in Disguise Mode, which includes a handsome book jacket that makes it appear you are reading an important book about Russian history. 

294 pages and only $16. Buy it now! And Read your Podcasts.™

SHOW 45: Moneycubes / 1hr 11min / May 1, 2010

Kris and David probe the world’s finest minds on the MIT campus in Cambridge, MA, imparting wisdom from the year 4000. The time-traveling duo examines bee armor, clones musicians, requests injections, and explains how fat is money.

Download the MP3

@beowuuf @tweethard I will manufacture miniature longbows just in case the bee armour of the future needs to be defeated in a metal-less world #tmh

@robynneblume @beowuuf I’m worried that the bees will steal these longbows and turn them against us. #tmh

@beowuuf @robynneblume Curses! We need to develop large longbows, that interface tiny arrows. That’s 5k technology :( #tmh

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@Flashfic Net Me Harder has a literal captive audience #tmh

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@robynneblume It’s blurry, but I think I saw @malki summing an integral? Does he know what he’s doing at all? #tmh