SHOW 33: Anti-Feng Shui / 40min / January 20, 2010

Kris and David put time in with palindromic years, late-night holiday DJs, psychic energy, snack chip flavor conspiracies and discover a new way to harness the body’s energy.

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gameking218 Look, when a game developer asks that you buy the special brain attachment, you get what is coming to you. #TMH

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neoeo Live pullups yields grunting into the microphone. No thanks. #tmh #tmi

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MrBildango Doritos contains: Cheese; Melted Triangles; Dust #tmh

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gskull Okay guys, don’t tweet *quite* that hard #tmh

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ginbucketfish As a ghost, I am very offended by Kris’s anti-ghost platform #tmh

SHOW 32: The Meat of Human Approval / 54min / January 13, 2010

Kris and David enhance security footage, solve their parking woes, uncover the deadly Flowbee conspiracy and anticipate the Hybrid Man.

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Kouban Death by Flo-Bee is my David Malki #coverband #tmh

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UglyNord @cephalopod_gal Chik-Fil-A is a restaurant? It sounds like some sort of exotic club. #tmh

cephalopod_gal @UglyNord Well, it’s both. When they say Chicken Strips, it’s both a verb and a noun. #tmh

frostyplum @cephalopod_gal chicken stripping? now them’s some hot wings! #tmh

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hugparty I have no idea what you’ve been talking about for the past 20 minutes. #tmh

frostyplum @hugparty I have to agree. the show has lost me several times tonight. #tmh

SHOW 28: Spiderers / 1hr 10min / December 2, 2009

Kris and David weave clothing with spiders, decide whether to eat food off the floor, blaze trails in the treatment of mental illness, and come face-to-face with the international financial mogul who owns the rights to Tweet Me Harder.

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Storyline: “Emirates Capital” part 8 of 8 (best listened to in-context)

SHOW 25: Phone Van / 1hr 11min / November 14, 2009

Kris and David take the stage for the first-ever Tweet Me Harder LIVE in Hollywood, CA, featuring special guests Fake Stan Lee and Real Dave Kellett. The gang fears spiders, reinvents mobile banking, infuses everything with vitamins, chooses their ghost rules, and visits the Voltron family.

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Storyline: “Emirates Capital” part 5 of 8 (but can be listened to out-of-context)

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SHOW 24: Trunk Brake / 52min / November 12, 2009

Kris and David gain a deeper understanding of Kris’ internal organs, explore the evolution of dancing, and come to grips with the finer points of sponsorship and contract law. Brought to you by Emirates Capital Investments.

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Storyline: “Emirates Capital” part 4 of 8 (best listened to in-context)

SHOW 23: Obsidian Lawn Service / 55min / November 9, 2009

Kris and David discuss the importance of an attractive coat, reinvent the lawn-care industry, bequeath their foolproof method for handling stress, and unveil the Tweet Me Harder Premium Exclusive Diamond Club.

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Storyline: “Emirates Capital” part 3 of 8 (but can be listened to out-of-context)

SHOW 21: Eggnog Code Red / 57 min / November 3, 2009

Kris and David debate Care Bear typecasting, thoroughly answer a listener’s call about how to deal with self-righteous genies, die on Facebook and solve mysteries in the far future.

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Storyline: “Emirates Capital” part 1 of 8 (but can be listened to out-of-context)