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SHOW 65: Lord of Greentown / 1hr 6min / October 10, 2010

David turns to European drilling-platform sovereign John Allison for clues to Kris’s whereabouts. The two debate the fashion choices of dictators, the sometime necessity of proxy hugging, the importance of choosing one’s stamp-mate, and how many watts of music power TMH can muster.  

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Storyline: “Kris is Gone” Part 5

@cSpain_Design You can always mount guns on the hubcaps, like gladiatorial chariot-spikes. That way your shooting-at-things proficiency goes way up. #tmh

@mrorange764 @cSpain_Design then would the guns have to be self leveling? or would you just shoot 360 degrees parallel to your direction of motion? #tmh

@cSpain_Design @mrorange764 I’m thinking several guns per tyre, positioned at 10º intervals. Always firing, all the time, everywhere. #tmh

@phogan Kris has figured out the Konami Code of geriatric beds #tmh

@beowuuf @tweethard We Scots need external music to row. Orkney people are stranded without a source of rhythmn. Metronomes are 5 years away #tmh

@ignorant_genius Sounds like John still believes in lightning. So cute! #tmh

@cSpain_Design If you’ll excuse me, I have to run around screaming in fear and excitement for a moment. #tmh #aaahh #AAAAAAHH

@robynneblume Oh man, missed first chunk of #tmh. Hello @badmachinery! Um, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

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SHOW 56: Bad Machinery / 59min / August 11, 2010

Kris and David stare down the promise of immortality, defer their physical pain, hear tales of machinery gone awry, and world-famous fanfic author John Allison has a rare treat for the fellas.

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Storyline: “TMH Fanfic” Part 1

@Paulius1981 Living forever would suck…especially after the sun expands and burns up the earth #TMH

@JessePB @tweethard Immortality would give me time to catch all those dang Pokemon #tmh

@ertchin @tweethard Eternity will finally give us all the time we need to make the fan tributes to “Two and a Half Men” in our hearts. #tmh

@gameking218 #tmh What if we get into the third dimension of TV? 3D and a Half Men?

@richmagahiz @tweethard 12.5 Angry Men #tmh

@exercisemeat Terrorism sounds incredibly difficult if everyone is immortal. #TMH

@robynneblume Was temporarily distracted from #tmh by the chickens coming inside from the backyard where they belong.

@thirdmike @robynneblume I think it has already been established that chickens LOVE the sound of @malki’s voice. #tmh

@thisisfalacci we used to have this car that made a weird fart-like noise intermittently, super awkward when driving with guests #tmh

@Paulius1981 My electric toothbrush once shorted …2 AA batteries seem REALLY powerful when they create a circuit with a filling #TMH

@thirdmike For weeks, when I touched the top of my laptop, it felt like it was vibrating. I looked it up and discovered I was being electrocuted. #tmh

@Sekelsky @tweetheard #tmh As a kid, my Speak-n-Spell crapped out and would ONLY say the word “spit”

@Albedo12 My iron fell out of a window and landed on gravel. It still works but the plate is scratched and is now abrasive. #tmh

@robynneblume @Albedo12 Perfect for distressing jeans! That’s something people wear these days, right? Distressed jeans? #tmh #Iamatimetraveler

@Kouban Oh god, I just conflated @cephalopod_gal and Octomom! D: #tmh #sosorryelisa

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