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SHOW 52: A Carrier For Handsomeness / 49min /...

Jul 28th

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SHOW 51: Helpful Damage / 57min / June 30, 2010...

Jul 3rd

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SHOW 50: The Most Disgusting Astronaut / 56min / June 23, 2010 Kris and David report live from the scene of the TMH book release party in Portland, Oregon, going the extra mile to insulate your attic from ghosts, incinerate your childhood keepsakes, sell you a bat on a pizza, and eat spoiled foreign food for your amusement. Download the MP3 @robynneblume I love attics. I want to live...

Jun 30th

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SHOW 49: Paper Towel Time Machine / 1hr 4min /...

Jun 22nd

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TMH COMES TO PDX - June 23rd!

On Wednesday, June 23rd, we’ll be having the OFFICIAL TMH BOOK RELEASE PARTY in Portland, Oregon!  In conjunction with Meredith Gran’s new book There Are No Stars In Brooklyn, we’ll be throwing a rockin’ party from 6-10 PM (the TMH show starts around 7:30). And believe us, this is one you won’t want to miss. Admission to the party and show is free, but we’ll...

Jun 18th

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SHOW 48: Entrepremurderers / 59min / June 10,...

Jun 16th

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Introducing the TMH Book!

From time-traveling narwhals to grappling-hook cars; Fake Stan Lee to spray-painted Pomeranians. There’s a lot of gems in the Tweet Me Harder archives. But until now, there was no way to experience them in loud environments where background noise made listening to podcasts impossible! Introducing Hey World Here Are Some Suggestions. In this, the first ten hours of Tweet Me Harder,...

Jun 9th

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SHOW 47: Hot Dog Harmonica / 41min / May 30,...

Jun 6th

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SHOW 46: Torquequake / 1 hr 7min / May 13, 2010 ...

May 27th

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TWEET ME SHORTER: Ballroom Overlord / 14min ...

May 19th

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SHOW 45: Moneycubes / 1hr 11min / May 1, 2010 Kris and David probe the world’s finest minds on the MIT campus in Cambridge, MA, imparting wisdom from the year 4000. The time-traveling duo examines bee armor, clones musicians, requests injections, and explains how fat is money. Download the MP3 @beowuuf @tweethard I will manufacture miniature longbows just in case the bee armour...

May 14th

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TMH LIVE in Boston PLUS TMH Meetup! We’ll...

Apr 28th

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SHOW 44: The Exotic World of Meats / 56min /...

Apr 28th

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SHOW 43: Corndog Paninis / 43min / April 17, 2010 Kris and David address an audience of themselves at TMH Live Chicago, broadcasting from the lovely Sheraton Hotel. The lads roll with punches, hold a trivia contest, and in Ask Me Harder, explain all about Chicago politics, electricity, and the old-time pillow-gifting custom. Download the MP3 (but to be honest this one gains a lot from...

Apr 20th

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SHOW 42: The God of Atheism / 46min / April 1,...

Apr 14th

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SHOW 41: No Spiders Allowed / 56min / March 23,...

Apr 7th

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SHOW 40: Gargamel’s Sword / 48min / March 12, 2010 Kris and David address the multitudes at TMH LIVE Seattle, explaining the secrets of cobblers, testing the knowledge of audience members, appraising valuable antiques, and revealing the Church of Tweet Me Harder.  The show was sponsored by TopatoCo! Download the MP3 Video by Mike Gaston spastikchuwawa Stop makin’ jokes about...

Mar 25th

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SHOW 39: Corpse Glass / 1hr 2min / March 4, 2010...

Mar 20th

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Photos from TMH LIVE Seattle

A quick dispatch post-TMH LIVE SEATTLE! Thanks so much to everyone who came out, and who watched online — we had a great time, and hope you did too. Thanks as well to Arcane Comics and to TopatoCo, our official event sponsor. Audio and video of the show will be posted soon! Photos courtesy Chris Hallbeck and Joel Watson. Thanks, guys!

Mar 18th

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Mar 5th

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SHOW 38: Hemp Hammock, Sea Salt Soak and Beyond...

Mar 2nd

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SHOW 37: Comprehensive Family Feud / 1hr 6min /...

Feb 25th

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SHOW 36: Painter of Fright / 48min / February...

Feb 19th

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SHOW 35: Safety Aliens / 59min / February 4,...

Feb 11th

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SHOW 34: Horseless Carousel / 59min / January...

Feb 7th

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SHOW 33: Anti-Feng Shui / 40min / January 20,...

Jan 27th

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SHOW 32: The Meat of Human Approval / 54min /...

Jan 19th

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Junk Me Harder: Discover Application

Junk Mail Reviewed by Tweet Me Harder We’ve all experienced the thrill of receiving mail followed by the crushing sadness of realizing it’s junk mail. Marketers are no dummies, however; they want to prolong the former reaction and forestall the latter for as long as possible — preferably until after you have returned the enclosed paperwork and applied for credit from their...

Jan 14th

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SHOW 31: U-Boat House / 59min / January 6, 2010 ...

Jan 11th

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SHOW 30: Unicorn Printer / 59min / December 29,...

Jan 5th

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SHOW 29: Chemical Pajamas / 55min / December 16,...

Dec 24th

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Happy Holidays from Tweet Me Harder

And now, a word on werewolves: There is no reason to be afraid of werewolves. The common knowledge about them is completely flawed. The fact is, werewolves are bound by the same rules as certain classic vampires. For example, they cannot murder you unless you invite them into your home. And why would you do this? Only if you are under the influence of a cursed mummy’s cunning lies. ...

Dec 24th

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BONUS: THE LOST EPISODE! SHOW 15: Churro Flute /...

Dec 11th

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Limited TMH Posters now available!

Now available: limited stock of TMH25 — The Live Show — special edition posters! Did you watch the stream online? Did you download the video or listen to the podcast later? THEN YOU WERE THERE. Commemorate the event with our photo-quality, 12”x18” show posters! Every poster is signed by both Kris and David and ships immediately upon ordering. Quit yer dallyin’...

Dec 5th

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SHOW 28: Spiderers / 1hr 10min / December 2, 2009...

Dec 3rd

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SHOW 27: Party Pup Poundcast / 58min / November...

Nov 22nd

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SHOW 26: Satellite Phone / 48min / November 17,...

Nov 18th

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SHOW 25: Phone Van / 1hr 11min / November 14, 2009...

Nov 15th

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SHOW 24: Trunk Brake / 52min / November 12, 2009 ...

Nov 13th

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SHOW 23: Obsidian Lawn Service / 55min / November...

Nov 10th

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SHOW 22: Third Fist Technique / 1hr 9min /...

Nov 7th

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SHOW 21: Eggnog Code Red / 57 min / November 3,...

Nov 4th

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TMH LIVE » November 14, 2009 in Hollywood, CA

Join David Malki ! and Kris Straub for the first LIVE on-stage performance of Tweet Me Harder, on November 14, 2009 at 8 PM at The Complex Theatre in Hollywood, CA — with special appearances by Fake Stan Lee and Dave Kellett, friends of Tweet Me Harder (but not each other). Open to the public, TMH LIVE is free to attend. Come out and show your support! You can also share the event...

Nov 3rd

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SHOW 20: Capital Investments / 54 min / October...

Oct 29th

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SHOW 19: Wine In, Wine Out / 52 min / October 22,...

Oct 23rd

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SHOW 18: Lightning Bag / 1hr 02 min / October 15,...

Oct 16th

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SHOW 17: Man of the Fiscal Year / 1hr 02 min /...

Oct 2nd

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SHOW 16: Free on Craigslist / 50min / September...

Oct 1st

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SHOW 15x: Snail Diapers / ?hr ??min /...

Sep 25th

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SHOW 14: Belt Locks / 1hr 10min / September 16,...

Sep 17th